ode to my placebo

caffeine is a lie... i drink it to stay awake and when i hit hang-over stage, i am more tired than if i just had a cup of grapefruit juice and called it a day. still i drink it. starbucks is my dealer down the street... i bring home a half pound of good stuff every few weeks. this is my ode, for i join caffeine drinkers anonomyous next week.